So today I took Chaos 2 in, because I can. And also I found it in bed this morning. After playing with it in Classics to which it flipped itself over between tables, I thought it was quite sad, and odd, they never made a Diotoir toy, so I've had a go myself. It's not gone great but...




I think I made the ramp too long.

At the minute we're on the original motherfucker Oedipus, and we were asked to modernize some text, mine was (see title) which I had to do alone seeing as Halfpenny fractured his arse, enjoy!

In Thebes, a lovely place, the sky was talking. I'm scared and I don't mind telling you, Doctor, listen! What will you do? Fetch me a calender! Talk to us, blonde bird, c'mon, and don't drop dead on the way.

Alive Athena! Zeus' first kid, we text you for help. Artemis, looking over our wonderful city with the lovely telephone system, and Phoebus, who does javelin at Linnet Clough on Saturdays. Show us how good you are like you did last June. Everything's on fire and I have rabies. Save us and call a plumber, the bath is broken.

I'm sad. Very sad. All the army is drowning in their own vomit, Glaxo Smith-Klein cannot keep up, all the farms are fucked and the women are giving birth to dead babies whilst throwing up. Now goin' up to heaven with the bird on fire, I'm clinically dead.


Ant said it had my fingerprints all over it

I HAS IT. I was going to post this yesterday, but the power was cut literally the moment I took the picture.

It was this or revise for an exam she'll give me a D in anyway.

They said I could never do it! They said I was mad!

For my 18th Party I decided I should pimp up Sheepy a bit, with his own hat and car. Today I worked on the latter, it's not finished, but ladies and gents, I give you: The Sheepy Mobile, or as I call her, Ethel.

Word God is Bad Math
MATH SHOWN HERE IS
FAR SUPERIOR TO GOD
AND CHRISTIANITY. USE
IT TO SAVE HUMANITY
Cubic Harmonics
Only Cubic Harmonics can save
humanity. Cubic Harmonics
will pacify all religions.

96-hour Cubic Day
debunks 1-day unnatural god.
96-hour Cubic Day
debunks 1-day as witchcraft.

96-hour day willdisprove disunity
god. Academians are teaching -
pseudoscience.

Worshipping a Word God
will destroy the USA.
********************************************************

WARNING ...

Ignore Cubic Math at your
own peril, and of humanity.

You have a god like brain -
parallel opposite & analytical,
wasted if you believe in ONE.


...Jesus Christ, my MIND.


EDIT: "OPPOSITES CREATE.
Mother and father gave me birth, not a queer jew god."

Made me laugh. Queer jew god.

Apologies and such for quality. It's been through phone, file converter, rotation and movie maker.

As I pondered weak and weary
over whether or not to use
a banana bomb I found
While I shutgunned, nearly missing,
suddenly I saw what I had been missing
movement of my worms permissing,
victory from a single round
"Now succeed, My foes confound,
They have been Edgar Allen Pwned."