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| Sep 25 2008, 18:16 | Quote:
Quite lol.
When was the last time you really prayed about something? Was your prayer answered? When I was 6. I doubt it, I prayed for my Nana to come back to life... Describe a true friend. How many friends do you have that fit that description? Lahdan, I can rely on her for just about anything, I really trust her and (I hope) the feeling's mutual.Yeah she's the only one. I have known her for 12 years bear in mind. Select a word that you feel describes people of your age. Explain your choice. Headlines. We're always shooting people, apparently. What do you believe happens after death? Well your relatives throw a funeral, cry a bit, go to a pub for a cup of tea and go home I suppose. What is the most difficult thing you have ever done? Being born. That was a push. What do you remember as the greatest day of your life? I can't remember, I was heavily enebriated at the time. Name something that usually angers you and say why. How do you react when angry? Teenagers belting down a road at 105mph. I approprietly shout after them "Yeah, that ain't stolen!" How would you deal with a good friend you knew was getting deeply involved in hard drugs? Call the men in multicoloured coats and have a party. If you should parent a child before marriage, how much would you be willing to give up for the child? I would be very willing to give up everything I have. I never intend to get married or father a child. Also I'm Gay. Tell us about a turning point in your life. Once, when my Dad was driving me to the dentists, he turned left. How would you deal with a friend who is getting seriously drunk several times a week? Probably join in, scale a house and shout "I'm the chocolate cake fairy!" What do you think people like about you the most? My sense of humour. I don't think you can notice it much. What about you do you think annoys people? My Sarcasm. And Bluntness. And occasionally when I hug people. I can't win. How do you react when you see someone being bullied? This is a nice college for nice people. What a silly question! When was the last time you cried and why? ... I had something in my eye... last Tuesday. What are your personal convictions about using marijuana and other drugs? Are my convictions going to change people smoking it? What is your greatest fear? Ethical Decisions Share something that you like about your family and something that annoys you about them They pay me. They can be nosy. If you had to find a new, non-religious name for God what word would you use? Dave. Name someone of your age you admire and say why. A very handsome lad called John Name a celebrity of famous person from the past you admire and say why. Heath Ledger. He made a good cowboy. Select a word or phrase that best describes your life at this time. Alive Who has had the most influence on you so far? Try to say how this person affected you. Neil Butchanan, I wouldn't be an artist without him In school were there some people you never spoke to? Explain why not. It was a big school! What would you say was the greatest motivator in your life at present? Sugar. What would you do if you found a wallet containing £500.00? Get Drunk. What was your best year in school? Why/ 9. It was fun. What was your worst year in school? Why? 11. It wasn't so fun. On what basis do you select your friends? How Clinical... I talk to them, keep talking to them and before you know it... Tell about an event that happened in your family or personal experience that you would call a miracle. My Mum sowed her head to the floor. That was rather a feat. What is your attitude towards violence? I'm Male. I have testosterone. Bring it on. If you were the Pope, what changes would you make in the church? I would introduce compulsory bean bags to replace the pews. What one thing could you do to make your home a happier place? Paint it yellow. Do you believe in love at first sight? What do you mean by love? No! And liking someone quite a bit. Do you believe that people are really good at heart? Are you? Some of them. I have multiple personalities. |
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#2
| Sep 25 2008, 18:45 | Quote:
If you had to find a new, non-religious name for God what word would you use? Dave. ROFL. ----------------------- |
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#3
| Sep 25 2008, 18:56 | Quote:
Liked the Dave one. ----------------------- QUOTE EdlovesEmily- I've been banned from anything that ignites. *hands over matches, lighters and assorted fireworks* says: I DO NOT FUCKING HAVE TOURETTES QUOTE Asad says: fuck you, oedipus is hard |
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#4
| Sep 25 2008, 19:11 | Quote:
Noone said anything about my mum sowing her head to the floor?
----------------------- QUOTE John - Saving for a premium monkey. says: ^^ You have kitteh? Ray says: Gimme two tits and I'll show ya :D Ray says: ticks* Ray says: Two TICKS |
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#5
| Sep 25 2008, 19:13 | Quote:
Hmm, ethics seems pretty hilarious to me.
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#6
| Sep 25 2008, 19:13 | Quote:
Noone said anything about my mum sowing her head to the floor? Happens all the time, surely... ----------------------- rayjt9@hotmail.co.uk
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#7
| Sep 25 2008, 19:22 | Quote:
LoL the sugar one's quite good.
----------------------- Quote Beegs AF radio:
"You don't have to feed me shit to make me speak it."-True. |
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#8
| Sep 26 2008, 12:12 | Quote:
I have ethics in under two hours. Ours just had 10 minutes discussing Mock the Week though. Until then, I have much time to waste.
----------------------- QUOTE bailey: bellsniff my throat killed this morning. but that might be because i got a piece of plastic stuck in my throat. tiny peice htat m ight have just cut it. Beegs: Ah. Your mother's dildo then? bailey: that wont stop me i threw up once but i didnt go home. i took it like a man. Beegs: LMAO. |
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#9
| Sep 26 2008, 14:49 | Quote:
You cock with your 3 free's. Just got back from it and we did about people being 100% English. aka Racist's.
----------------------- Quote Beegs AF radio:
"You don't have to feed me shit to make me speak it."-True. |
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#10
| Sep 26 2008, 17:14 | Quote:
Mock the week is boring. Its probably because I've never got into it.
----------------------- Good one to text from your mates phone. Text his dad, "I'm in the bath, thinking of you".
Jimmy Carr |
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#11
| Sep 26 2008, 17:32 | Quote:
Yeah, it's really not that funny IMO. Even though I watch it. Probably because I have nothing better to do of an evening.
----------------------- rayjt9@hotmail.co.uk
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#12
| Sep 26 2008, 17:38 | Quote:
It's a great program. Sure, there are some episodes which aren't brilliant, but there are many more that are.
----------------------- QUOTE bailey: bellsniff my throat killed this morning. but that might be because i got a piece of plastic stuck in my throat. tiny peice htat m ight have just cut it. Beegs: Ah. Your mother's dildo then? bailey: that wont stop me i threw up once but i didnt go home. i took it like a man. Beegs: LMAO. |
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#13
| Sep 26 2008, 17:40 | Quote:
HIGNFY does it better, IMO.
----------------------- rayjt9@hotmail.co.uk
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#14
| Sep 26 2008, 17:49 | Quote:
HIGNFY is a great show as well, but Mock the Week incorporates WLIIA elements too so comparing the two isn't so straight forward.
----------------------- QUOTE bailey: bellsniff my throat killed this morning. but that might be because i got a piece of plastic stuck in my throat. tiny peice htat m ight have just cut it. Beegs: Ah. Your mother's dildo then? bailey: that wont stop me i threw up once but i didnt go home. i took it like a man. Beegs: LMAO. |
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#15
| Sep 26 2008, 17:50 | Quote:
You cock with your 3 free's. Just got back from it and we did about people being 100% English. aka Racist's. I think a double free's boring. I dread to think what a triple free's like. ----------------------- QUOTE EdlovesEmily- I've been banned from anything that ignites. *hands over matches, lighters and assorted fireworks* says: I DO NOT FUCKING HAVE TOURETTES QUOTE Asad says: fuck you, oedipus is hard |
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#16
| Sep 26 2008, 17:55 | Quote:
Godawful
----------------------- All I do give a damn about is whether the wishes of Rob and Hodder are appreciated.
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#17
| Sep 26 2008, 20:31 | Quote:
Mock The Week is less of an old boy's club than HIGNFY, not that they're not both good.
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#18
| Sep 26 2008, 21:11 | Quote:
But... the banter!
----------------------- All I do give a damn about is whether the wishes of Rob and Hodder are appreciated.
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#19
| Sep 26 2008, 21:12 | Quote:
MtW has better banter.
----------------------- ![]() QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#20
| Sep 26 2008, 21:25 | Quote:
Noughties comedy is dreadful!
----------------------- QUOTE John - Saving for a premium monkey. says: ^^ You have kitteh? Ray says: Gimme two tits and I'll show ya :D Ray says: ticks* Ray says: Two TICKS |
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