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Josh's Smurf Blog
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| Sep 1 2008, 02:27 | Quote: 
 (03:23) Gerard: What gay porn links? (03:23) Gerard: Oh. Oh right. (03:24) Gerard: ...No one is that flexible Jamie. |
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#2
| Sep 1 2008, 02:28 | Quote:
your dastardly plan to quote me out of context has failed Jamie, because it sounds like you sent me the links.
----------------------- Josh's way of telling the story is much better than mine:
QUOTE (Joshums @ Jun 30 2007, 11:46 PM)  12:15 - Toes proves himself supernatural: A rotating machine full of lighters stands in the Trocadero. Toes: Awesome! I'm having one of these. Josh: Ah, it's the kind of machine where you never win. It's not worth it. Toes: I won! Josh: wtf? |
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#3
| Sep 1 2008, 02:28 | Quote:
Gerard- Trains to Hammersmith & City OF THE DEAD! says (03:03):
are you /still/ fapping? Jamie says (03:04): No, I gave up ages ago Gerard- Trains to Hammersmith & City OF THE DEAD! says (03:04): got any good links? ----------------------- QUOTE (Invision Programmers) *sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right. |
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#4
| Sep 1 2008, 02:30 | Quote:
I drew those Smurfs dammit
 ----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; on his mother) silly wench. |
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#5
| Sep 1 2008, 02:33 | Quote:
Gerard- Trains to Hammersmith & City OF THE DEAD! says (03:32):
why can't I go down your throat Josh? Gerard- Trains to Hammersmith & City OF THE DEAD! says (03:32): and start feeding something up your arse ------------------------------------- Zanda says (03:43): You guys talk about anal rape for 15 minutes. Gerard- Trains to Hammersmith & City OF THE DEAD! says (03:44): I'm going to bed ----------------------- QUOTE (Invision Programmers) *sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right. |
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#6
| Sep 1 2008, 06:40 | Quote:
Two Smurfs One Cup could fill a very small niche, I reckon.
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#7
| Sep 1 2008, 09:44 | Quote:
You get up to some weird stuff in the wee hours.
-----------------------  QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#8
| Sep 1 2008, 10:16 | Quote:
They dragged me into it by inviting them into their multiconvo of filth. The conversation mainly revolved around Josh's colonoscopy today, Jamie/Toes' open attempts to fap, and our efforts to stop them with shock sites, Kris/Harmonia slash and more about Josh's colon
 ----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; on his mother) silly wench. |
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#9
| Sep 1 2008, 10:19 | Quote:
How is the colon then?
----------------------- QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#10
| Sep 1 2008, 10:41 | Quote:
He's having a glass tube shoved up his arse. And toes is fapping to it.
----------------------- QUOTE (Invision Programmers) *sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right. |
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#11
| Sep 1 2008, 10:45 | Quote:
He should be find, but he had stomach pains during his exams and they want to check his most sensitive innards. No idea how it'll work out.
But it's ok; he'll get sedated! ----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; on his mother) silly wench. |
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#12
| Sep 1 2008, 11:32 | Quote:
I felt oddly out of place in that convo
 ----------------------- QUOTE Me: Ah! So that why when me and Beegs went to listen to it, you dragged Shaun off kicking and screaming upstairs. (teasingly)And rammed a dildo up his arse. Lala: No! ... That was good. |
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#13
| Sep 1 2008, 12:52 | Quote:
Oh, is this the one I left to go to sleep and nurse my Karting wounds?
----------------------- QUOTE (Silver @ Aug 1 2008, 22:21) I'd, you know, happily give you a one on one to start you off gently if you like? |
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#14
| Sep 1 2008, 12:54 | Quote:
this happened very, /very/ late at night.
ALSO SCANDAL- I HAVE CHANGED MY NAME TO TOES IN THE FIRST FEW POSTS TO REVEAL MYSELF! ----------------------- Josh's way of telling the story is much better than mine:
QUOTE (Joshums @ Jun 30 2007, 11:46 PM) 12:15 - Toes proves himself supernatural: A rotating machine full of lighters stands in the Trocadero. Toes: Awesome! I'm having one of these. Josh: Ah, it's the kind of machine where you never win. It's not worth it. Toes: I won! Josh: wtf? |
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