Submitted by John on Sun, 2008-11-16 01:09.
Cat nun is a cat thats a nun and also because she's a nun she can fly because all nuns can fly, and she uses this to fight crime. One day she discovered her powers when she fell into a ditch and got her robes covered in shit. She realised that she could fight crime, but only whilst covered in shit. So, whenever crime happens, she's like 'OMG! Quick! Someone shit on me!' Her downfall was when she got addicted to crack and took up prostitution, whilst covered in shit. Also she shits all over the place. Also she's a man.

Also, more shoes:
