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post #1 | Oct 28 2007, 20:26 | Quote: +
It's actually become ridiculous how Orwellian Cherub has become. Here's a few quotes I came across while hacking people's accounts, from the admin known as perky, creator of "Rule 15".

QUOTE(perky)
Rule 15 has nothing to do with it though, its an excuse, not a rule. Rule 15 is the catch 22, it's the one size fits all rule, since any action that is disagreed with usually could be interpreted as not nice.


Be nice! Rule 15 is in fact a Hilter-esque "enabling act."

QUOTE(perky)
Rob likes loyal mods, one of the reasons I'm admin, and how Dr. Evil achieved Gmod ship so fast.


Best way to become a gmod? Suck cock like a pro.

QUOTE(perky)
If the person has been previously banned, yet are behaving well with this new account, then discretion will be used. I'm not a pedant, I wont ban someone purely for the reason that they have been banned in the past. I'd find a more substantial reason than that, it makes me look bad if nothing else.


If a person has been banned before, I'll find some excuse to ban them again.

It's good to see that the posters aren't held in any sort of contempt at all!
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post #2 | Oct 28 2007, 20:29 | Quote: +
But I thought rule fifteen was, in Perky's own words, a "joke"?

http://cherubseries.proboards34.com/index....read=1192818944


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Josh's way of telling the story is much better than mine:
QUOTE (Joshums @ Jun 30 2007, 11:46 PM) *
12:15 - Toes proves himself supernatural:
A rotating machine full of lighters stands in the Trocadero.
Toes: Awesome! I'm having one of these.
Josh: Ah, it's the kind of machine where you never win. It's not worth it.
Toes: I won!
Josh: wtf?
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post #3 | Oct 28 2007, 21:18 | Quote: +
Stop just linking to the mod board, and post the transcripts. Some of us can't remember the 'ways' to get in all the time. irony.png


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bailey: bellsniff my throat killed this morning. but that might be because i got a piece of plastic stuck in my throat. tiny peice htat m ight have just cut it.
Beegs: Ah. Your mother's dildo then?
bailey: that wont stop me i threw up once but i didnt go home. i took it like a man.
Beegs: LMAO.
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Rating: 3 Matt

Joined: 13-April 05
post #4 | Oct 28 2007, 22:15 | Quote: +
Oh yes, because the creator of a children's forum for a series of books can easily be compared to the perpetrator of the greatest human tragedy of the 20th century.


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Führer Asad says:
i offered to give him one
Führer Asad says:
and then he was like RAWR
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post #5 | Oct 28 2007, 22:24 | Quote: +
QUOTE(Smelly @ Oct 28 2007, 10:15 PM) *
Oh yes, because the creator of a children's forum for a series of books can easily be compared to the perpetrator of the greatest human tragedy of the 20th century.

Since when did perky create Cherub?


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bailey: bellsniff my throat killed this morning. but that might be because i got a piece of plastic stuck in my throat. tiny peice htat m ight have just cut it.
Beegs: Ah. Your mother's dildo then?
bailey: that wont stop me i threw up once but i didnt go home. i took it like a man.
Beegs: LMAO.
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Rating: 4 Tiny Tim

Joined: 15-January 05
post #6 | Oct 28 2007, 22:36 | Quote: +
QUOTE(Smelly @ Oct 28 2007, 10:15 PM) *
Oh yes, because the creator of a children's forum for a series of books can easily be compared to the perpetrator of the greatest human tragedy of the 20th century.


You would say that, Matthew CHAMBERLAIN!


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All I do give a damn about is whether the wishes of Rob and Hodder are appreciated.

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Rating: 4 Jamannuel

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post #7 | Oct 28 2007, 23:47 | Quote: +
I can't find where perky says this :/


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QUOTE (Invision Programmers)
*sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right.
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post #8 | Oct 29 2007, 01:02 | Quote: +
pms to EGG which Josh siphoned off.

We should probably ban perky if we haven't already.


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Josh's way of telling the story is much better than mine:
QUOTE (Joshums @ Jun 30 2007, 11:46 PM) *
12:15 - Toes proves himself supernatural:
A rotating machine full of lighters stands in the Trocadero.
Toes: Awesome! I'm having one of these.
Josh: Ah, it's the kind of machine where you never win. It's not worth it.
Toes: I won!
Josh: wtf?
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Rating: 3 John

Joined: 29-September 06
post #9 | Oct 29 2007, 07:08 | Quote: +
Why do people keep claiming Cherub are childrens books? Someone's really gonna have egg on thier face.


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John - Saving for a premium monkey. says:
^^ You have kitteh?
Ray says:
Gimme two tits and I'll show ya :D
Ray says:
ticks*
Ray says:
Two TICKS
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Rating: 3 Matt

Joined: 13-April 05
post #10 | Oct 29 2007, 08:50 | Quote: +
Well they are. No self-respecting adult would ever read them.


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Führer Asad says:
i offered to give him one
Führer Asad says:
and then he was like RAWR
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Rating: 3 Poopey's a git

Joined: 10-March 07
post #11 | Oct 29 2007, 23:27 | Quote: +
Oh dear. I come back for another skim of the forum and the dominant subject is... Cherub, seemingly Josh's personal white whale. I'll be back when this place is interesting again.


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QUOTE (Tiny Tim @ Dec 28 2008, 02:43) *
Yes, you're right.
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Rating: 3 Zanda

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post #12 | Oct 29 2007, 23:28 | Quote: +
Oh stop trolling. You must be really bored. wink.gif


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Zanda says:
Call me Papa Smurf, bitch.
Josh - ~mf says:
Smurf me Papa Smurf!
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Rating: 4 Jamannuel

Joined: 20-May 06
post #13 | Oct 29 2007, 23:30 | Quote: +
QUOTE(Zanda @ Oct 29 2007, 11:28 PM) *
Oh stop trolling. You must be really bored. wink.gif


And you're turning into a /b/tard irony.png You clearly spend far too much time on there.


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QUOTE (Invision Programmers)
*sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right.
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Rating: 3 Zanda

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post #14 | Oct 29 2007, 23:33 | Quote: +
I REBUKE YOUR STATEMENT WITH A WHOLEHEARTED FUCK YOU!


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Zanda says:
Call me Papa Smurf, bitch.
Josh - ~mf says:
Smurf me Papa Smurf!
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Rating: 4 Jamannuel

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post #15 | Oct 29 2007, 23:33 | Quote: +
No U


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QUOTE (Invision Programmers)
*sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right.
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Rating: 3 Poopey's a git

Joined: 10-March 07
post #16 | Oct 29 2007, 23:34 | Quote: +
I'll troll all I want. This board is still not perfoming its function in my life, which is to entertain me. And I am bored. sad.gif


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QUOTE (Tiny Tim @ Dec 28 2008, 02:43) *
Yes, you're right.
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Rating: 3 Zanda

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post #17 | Oct 29 2007, 23:35 | Quote: +
You. Me. No items. FINAL DESTINATION.

Edit: To Sir Jamalot.


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Zanda says:
Call me Papa Smurf, bitch.
Josh - ~mf says:
Smurf me Papa Smurf!
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Rating: 4 Jamannuel

Joined: 20-May 06
post #18 | Oct 29 2007, 23:40 | Quote: +
Bring it, bitch.


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QUOTE (Invision Programmers)
*sigh* Yes, Josh04 was right.
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Rating: 4 kai

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post #19 | Oct 29 2007, 23:45 | Quote: +
Dont fight! Make love, not war! XP


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post #20 | Oct 29 2007, 23:49 | Quote: +
Item setting: Low.
Allowed items: pieces of heart.

irony.png


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Zanda says:
Call me Papa Smurf, bitch.
Josh - ~mf says:
Smurf me Papa Smurf!
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