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PRAISE YAHWEH YOU HEATHEN MOTHERFUCKERS.
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| Feb 6 2009, 19:55 | Quote: 
Oh Need air... laughing too hard. |
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#2
| Feb 6 2009, 21:55 | Quote:
I think it's really cute to see someone so passionate about something, not funny, tbh.
We need more people like Reverend Alicia! I'd tap that. ----------------------- QUOTE It literally flew up, out of the water, and glasped its wings around me and suctioned on like the facehugger from Alien. It proceeded to flap and hump for about 40 seconds while I was simultaneously crying and dry-retching. During this, naturally, I tipped the bucket, encircling me with a shroud of disgusting slimy shit. Again, naturally, the other 5 stingrays notice this and fly up. I now have six stingrays swimming around me, occasionally suctioning on, nibbling, chewing, masticating as I scream infront of several groups of preschoolers 'OH MY FUCKING GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT NOW' making the biggest scene ever. |
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#3
| Feb 7 2009, 00:51 | Quote:
RRGH! So many caps! Cut down, seriously.
-----------------------  QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#4
| Feb 7 2009, 00:53 | Quote:
OMG LOL SHE IS LIKE DANCING TO LIKE JESUS MUSIC LOL FUNNY
*posts on FP* ----------------------- QUOTE It literally flew up, out of the water, and glasped its wings around me and suctioned on like the facehugger from Alien. It proceeded to flap and hump for about 40 seconds while I was simultaneously crying and dry-retching. During this, naturally, I tipped the bucket, encircling me with a shroud of disgusting slimy shit. Again, naturally, the other 5 stingrays notice this and fly up. I now have six stingrays swimming around me, occasionally suctioning on, nibbling, chewing, masticating as I scream infront of several groups of preschoolers 'OH MY FUCKING GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT NOW' making the biggest scene ever. |
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#5
| Feb 7 2009, 10:06 | Quote:
Someone hasn't had communion lately.
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#6
| Feb 7 2009, 10:26 | Quote:
Wow, that's just totally random.
----------------------- QUOTE (Tiny Tim @ Jan 30 2009, 00:28)  Call me bitch. |
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#7
| Apr 23 2009, 05:08 | Quote:
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#8
| Apr 23 2009, 09:17 | Quote:
Well you can пойти на хуй сейчас же, you greased-up Russian jizz-monkeys.
"Hello, we decided to make a special offer for the administration and the members of your forum www.atomicfridge.net. We'll only make VIP DISCOUNTS on an automotive in our online-shop for You! To order, all you need to do is inform us, that You are from the forum www.atomicfridge.net and we will sell your details to Khabarovsk Porn Barons to smuggle prostitutes into United Kingdoms!" NO. Go away. ----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; views on me) Don't ditch the hockey stick just yet. Rupert's still working on his stalko-rapetastic plan. |
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#9
| Apr 23 2009, 09:18 | Quote:
Boris Express?
 ----------------------- QUOTE Salsa says: I love you ^_^ ^_^ :P |
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#10
| Apr 23 2009, 09:36 | Quote:
That's who you email if you want to...'exchange'.
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; views on me) Don't ditch the hockey stick just yet. Rupert's still working on his stalko-rapetastic plan. |
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#11
| Apr 23 2009, 10:18 | Quote:
You are so bored, Rupert. Did you really do all that?
----------------------- QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#12
| Apr 23 2009, 10:31 | Quote:
Hm? The Russian thing was a bot, which Josh'll sort out. I translated the first 3 lines (we know it all already other than 'discounts') and the "and we will sell your details to Khabarovsk Porn Barons to smuggle prostitutes into United Kingdoms!" wasn't ever actually, uh, there
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; views on me) Don't ditch the hockey stick just yet. Rupert's still working on his stalko-rapetastic plan. |
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#13
| Apr 23 2009, 19:47 | Quote:
It's actually about spare parts (zapchasti) for any cars we might happen to own.
----------------------- QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#14
| Apr 23 2009, 20:01 | Quote:
All I needed to do was translate one more line
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; views on me) Don't ditch the hockey stick just yet. Rupert's still working on his stalko-rapetastic plan. |
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