"Someone has added you to their contact list."

Random contact adds me, and comes up with this. I'm painfully aware this may be a bot, but I'm already mad, and this felt cathartic.

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com said:
Hi

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:10):
who is this?

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:12):
hey, A/S/L?

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:12):
ah, I'd like to know who /you/ are first
you added me
I want to know why

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:13):
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:14):
No, no, I want to know who you are
I don't talk to strangers, so I'd like to know who you /are/

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:15):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if [I am a retard] you do..lol!

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:15):
...who ARE you?

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:17):
I can show [I am a retard] you how to watch if [I am a retard] you promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:18):
...are you listening?
Are you just trying to bait me?
Because I don't go in for that

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:21):
well since its the law that [I am a retard] you gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and [I am a retard] you can see me live!

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:21):
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Oh my God, Oh my God, how stupid do you think I am?
Do you think I sniff glue?
Do you think I'm some two bit retard with a room temperature IQ who just thuds his forehead against the keyboard in the hope of assembling a coherant sentence?
I'll give you credit for the whole attempt at appealing to sex, but I'm going to make this plain
I'm not retarded, and I'm not the kind of monsterous pervert who would go in for this shit, even if I were as thick as you think I am
now go fuck off and die in a hole.


*blocks*


Okay, the end felt good, even if it was likely a bot.

It's a bot, I've seen the exact same messages in another one somewhere.

I've seen it too, I think on Cherub somewhere.

Awesome. Serves you right for having your MSN address on the internet.

--Ray

It was only me, why didn't you want to join my webcam session D:

This bit made me laugh:

Filter ftw.

Enjoy your virus.

You've all seen them before because Toby posted them on CF. He removed the links though.