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Something Awful, -ly funny, as in batfuck insane funny.
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| Jan 20 2007, 10:45 | Quote: 
I farted in an elevator once
----------------------- Turk: okay all we have to do here is kill space goblins
Janitor: and whats my motivation? Turk: your motivation is to kill space goblins Janitor: yeah but am i killing them because i hate them, or because i don't share their space goblin values? Turk: what ever you want! |
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#62
| Jan 20 2007, 10:45 | Quote:
Ever seen Shaun of the Dead? That's got some very good fart jokes. It's also one of my favourite films ever - it's witty, it's subtle, it's very British, AND... IT'S GOT ZOMBIES!!!1
-----------------------  QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#63
| Jan 20 2007, 12:28 | Quote:
Not quite toilet humour, but what 'made' Nonsense 8 was Smelly constantly expressing his favourite form of wit in the shape of "LOLL!! BUNS!!".
 ----------------------- QUOTE (Matt; views on me) Don't ditch the hockey stick just yet. Rupert's still working on his stalko-rapetastic plan. |
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#64
| Jan 20 2007, 14:38 | Quote:
If something's funny, then it's funny, and makes you laugh.
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt @ Apr 15 2008, 21:17)  Dad does it well.  QUOTE (kai @ Aug 8 2007, 07:44 PM) :o I've just realised Tclare is male! *falls off chair* QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Oct 12 2006, 07:41 PM) I am a homo. QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Nov 30 2006, 08:25 PM) Child abuse? Yeah, paedos just wanna have fun. |
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#65
| Jan 20 2007, 18:44 | Quote:
QUOTE(Rudi @ Jan 20 2007, 12:28 PM) Not quite toilet humour, but what 'made' Nonsense 8 was Smelly constantly expressing his favourite form of wit in the shape of "LOLL!! BUNS!!". Not really ----------------------- I have absolutely no idea what a "fair standard of living" should be defined as, but a TV is definitely part of it.
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#66
| Jan 21 2007, 00:01 | Quote:
All Nonsenses were fairly poor,m except 6. Which was actual comic genius and a heck of a lot better than most of the crap on TV these days...
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt @ Apr 15 2008, 21:17) Dad does it well. QUOTE (kai @ Aug 8 2007, 07:44 PM) :o I've just realised Tclare is male! *falls off chair* QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Oct 12 2006, 07:41 PM) I am a homo. QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Nov 30 2006, 08:25 PM) Child abuse? Yeah, paedos just wanna have fun. |
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#67
| Jan 21 2007, 00:05 | Quote:
No, toilet humour is never funny. If you're amused by bodily functions and over the age of six you need to see some form of psychiatrist.
----------------------- QUOTE It literally flew up, out of the water, and glasped its wings around me and suctioned on like the facehugger from Alien. It proceeded to flap and hump for about 40 seconds while I was simultaneously crying and dry-retching. During this, naturally, I tipped the bucket, encircling me with a shroud of disgusting slimy shit. Again, naturally, the other 5 stingrays notice this and fly up. I now have six stingrays swimming around me, occasionally suctioning on, nibbling, chewing, masticating as I scream infront of several groups of preschoolers 'OH MY FUCKING GOD GET ME THE FUCK OUT NOW' making the biggest scene ever. |
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#68
| Jan 21 2007, 11:28 | Quote:
POO!
Oh, how I laugh. ----------------------- QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#69
| Jan 21 2007, 12:58 | Quote:
QUOTE(nzer @ Jan 21 2007, 12:05 AM) No, toilet humour is never funny. If you're amused by bodily functions and over the age of six you need to see some form of psychiatrist. If you've never laughed at some form of toilet humor, when over the age of six or otherwise, you clearly need to see some form of psychiatrist. I think they come in both liquid form and crystalline. Available in three different colours. |
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#70
| Jan 27 2007, 04:28 | Quote:
*Cries* - a link from something awful...
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#71
| Jan 27 2007, 11:10 | Quote:
You feckin' sicko...
Can I have yours? ----------------------- QUOTE Führer Asad says: i offered to give him one Führer Asad says: and then he was like RAWR |
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#72
| Jan 27 2007, 11:58 | Quote:
I've already got yours Smelly Man!
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt @ Apr 15 2008, 21:17) Dad does it well. QUOTE (kai @ Aug 8 2007, 07:44 PM) :o I've just realised Tclare is male! *falls off chair* QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Oct 12 2006, 07:41 PM) I am a homo. QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Nov 30 2006, 08:25 PM) Child abuse? Yeah, paedos just wanna have fun. |
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#73
| Jan 27 2007, 15:15 | Quote:
What the feck! Semen Therapy LOL, I just read that and saw how it is healthy to swallow it three times a week!! Feck me! Semen can help fight against cancer!!! Feck me sideways and call me a bitch!
That is just rotten. If you still laugh at fart jokes ALL the time then there is a problem, but it is not bad to laugh at it once in a while. |
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#74
| Jan 27 2007, 18:17 | Quote:
I enjoyed practicing the theory on Smelly Man...
----------------------- QUOTE (Matt @ Apr 15 2008, 21:17) Dad does it well. QUOTE (kai @ Aug 8 2007, 07:44 PM) :o I've just realised Tclare is male! *falls off chair* QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Oct 12 2006, 07:41 PM) I am a homo. QUOTE (Shmelly Man! @ Nov 30 2006, 08:25 PM) Child abuse? Yeah, paedos just wanna have fun. |
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#75
| Jan 27 2007, 19:06 | Quote:
QUOTE(Yoonisque @ Jan 27 2007, 03:15 PM) What the feck! Semen Therapy LOL, I just read that and saw how it is healthy to swallow it three times a week!! Feck me! Semen can help fight against cancer!!! Feck me sideways and call me a bitch! I'd really rather not... And we have no swearing filter here  ----------------------- QUOTE (Silver @ Aug 1 2008, 22:21) I'd, you know, happily give you a one on one to start you off gently if you like? |
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#76
| Jan 27 2007, 19:21 | Quote:
How appropriate
----------------------- QUOTE "MC ChazzWozza" :P |
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