Plum: "You enter a room with two doors, and some... er... *rolls dice* zombie alligator priests, and *rolls dice* a bottomless pit. What do you do?""

Mann: "Throw Adam's [who is a bard] lyre at them"

Plum: "*rolls dice* You miss, but attract their attention anyway. They start shuffling towards you."
Mann: "What about the pit?"

Plum: "Oh yeah *rolls dice*. One of the, er... *rolls dice* three falls down the bottomless pit."

Mann: "Summon Samuel L. Jackson!"

Plum: "Wha-? Er... OK. *rolls dice* It fails, and ends up as a misfire, but instead you summon a zombie Samuel L. Jackson! GET OFF MAH' MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE MOTHERFUCKIN' NAZI SNAKE PUNKS OR I'LL MOTEHRFUCKIN' PWN YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' ASSES! What do you do?"

*Reminises about last years D&D games*

'Josh: You enter a circular room. In the middle is a large pile of hay, and two bugbears, who...*Rolls various dice*...haven't noticed you yet. What do you do?

BeagonBoy: I wan-

Benny: I sneak attack the bug-bears!

Josh: You fall into the rather obvious trap, which is the pile of hay. You can either miss the spikes or hit the spikes. *Rolls dice. Looks at dice, and rolls again quickly* You hit the spikes. Thadeus (Benny's character) is dead until you choose to ressurect him.

*Looks exchanged between BeagonBoy, Julius and Sean*

(A few minutes later)

Ridiculous, bonkers, insane, etc, Nonsense is a group story written by the forum members.

http://new.atomicfridge.net/index.php?showtopic=1582

"I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself."

~ Ubermann on Emo.

Emo stands for ‘Emotional’ to most, or really, Emotional Hardcore Punk Rock. It is a genre of music that spread up after hardcore punk in D.C. Many people were anoyed with the Harcore Punk rockers, as they dissapointed so many fans. Generally people who listen to emotional hardcore, are themselves emo (DUR). Emos generally wear black, skin tight jeans or drainpipes, tight T-shirts, always with random slogans on. You may have heard of the emo hairstyle. This mainly is long hair over the face and short at the back. The personality of an emo extends from the fact that they take everything to heart. If something goes wrong, it will linger in their minds for days or weeks. So their lives are one of constant pain and suffering. So other people see them as weak or pussys. Emos are generally open minded and willing to try anything new and different to not conform to the current social network and not fit in in any way.

This isn't quite finished yet, but it's going to be really cool in the future. It's like a front page where we can show the funniest ( yeah, right.) stuff that happens on the forums and hopefully convince people to join (See last comment.)