Oh god YAHWEH. When she turns around, I fucking lose it. Wait until the psychedelia kicks in and sweet jesus YAHWEH, the song sounds like miss piggy got drunk at a karaoke.
"Not only that, it wasn't really my cup. My Dad just let me use it when my other one exploded. I think it contained an easter egg" It is with great solemnity I must report the passing of Ray's legendary spiderman cup. Spidercup lived a quiet life, mainly due to being an inanimate object. It's main pass times included being a cup, sitting quietly on shelves, and holding large quantities of tea. The tragic incident occurred 'a few days ago' (current date 23rd January). It is believed the cup committed suicide by leaping from a tall height, shattering on impact with the carpet, killing it in the process. In response to the tragic event, Ray had this to say; "Omnomnomnom cheese" and "I have 3 cups left, so I'm not really bothered, but it held a lot of tea, so it will be missed. Not by me."Memorial services will not be held as the cup nearly ruined the carpet.
Just a generic reminiscence send-off thing, for this year and the years before. Don't worry - I know this will most likely receive universal condemnation.