"Not only that, it wasn't really my cup. My Dad just let me use it when my other one exploded. I think it contained an easter egg" It is with great solemnity I must report the passing of Ray's legendary spiderman cup. Spidercup lived a quiet life, mainly due to being an inanimate object. It's main pass times included being a cup, sitting quietly on shelves, and holding large quantities of tea. The tragic incident occurred 'a few days ago' (current date 23rd January). It is believed the cup committed suicide by leaping from a tall height, shattering on impact with the carpet, killing it in the process. In response to the tragic event, Ray had this to say; "Omnomnomnom cheese" and "I have 3 cups left, so I'm not really bothered, but it held a lot of tea, so it will be missed. Not by me."Memorial services will not be held as the cup nearly ruined the carpet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00gw...inces_Episode...


It is the single funniest program I have seen in a while. Words fail me when it comes to describing the myriad ridiculous situations.

It's bad luck

Just a generic reminiscence send-off thing, for this year and the years before. Don't worry - I know this will most likely receive universal condemnation.

Edition is uploaded. Go find it yourself when it's processed. Will link at later date.

EDIT: There.

It's like Tarrant TV

Finally. The uploading took slightly longer than expected. I had to stop it last night and start it again about an hour and a quarter ago. Anyway, 25 minutes long this time. Enjoy. MP3 version later in the week.

Cat nun is a cat thats a nun and also because she's a nun she can fly because all nuns can fly, and she uses this to fight crime. One day she discovered her powers when she fell into a ditch and got her robes covered in shit. She realised that she could fight crime, but only whilst covered in shit. So, whenever crime happens, she's like 'OMG! Quick! Someone shit on me!' Her downfall was when she got addicted to crack and took up prostitution, whilst covered in shit. Also she shits all over the place. Also she's a man.



Also, more shoes:

That must have felt fucking awesome.

wut.

Also, fuck the clay shoe.