Part Two is here!

Random contact adds me, and comes up with this. I'm painfully aware this may be a bot, but I'm already mad, and this felt cathartic.

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com said:
Hi

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:10):
who is this?

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:12):
hey, A/S/L?

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:12):
ah, I'd like to know who /you/ are first
you added me
I want to know why

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:13):
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:14):
No, no, I want to know who you are
I don't talk to strangers, so I'd like to know who you /are/

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:15):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if [I am a retard] you do..lol!

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:15):
...who ARE you?

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:17):
I can show [I am a retard] you how to watch if [I am a retard] you promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:18):
...are you listening?
Are you just trying to bait me?
Because I don't go in for that

kelleyzatyhu@hotmail.com says (22:21):
well since its the law that [I am a retard] you gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and [I am a retard] you can see me live!

Gerard- Reason is a wonderful thing, but we must be reasonable about it. says (22:21):
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
Oh my God, Oh my God, how stupid do you think I am?
Do you think I sniff glue?
Do you think I'm some two bit retard with a room temperature IQ who just thuds his forehead against the keyboard in the hope of assembling a coherant sentence?
I'll give you credit for the whole attempt at appealing to sex, but I'm going to make this plain
I'm not retarded, and I'm not the kind of monsterous pervert who would go in for this shit, even if I were as thick as you think I am
now go fuck off and die in a hole.


*blocks*


Okay, the end felt good, even if it was likely a bot.

I decided I might as well compile the bits I actually did. Enjoy as you will.

I'm back! D'ya miss me? Na, didn't think so Newquay was cool, weather was a bit awful, though I hear whilst I've been away Stockport has had very nice weather. Well thats all over with now . Place was still awesome. Eden project was cool, though I missed the Titan Arum (and apparently I'd walked right past it ). There was also a cool exhibit on Hydroponics and The Seed by Peter Randal-Page. I also took some sweet photos (I think you can tell I like lilies from them ).

Also, the guys are FIIIIITTT! I mean major FIT! I certainly wanna visit again . Could be a good place for next years Holiday, Beegs, Lala and Shaun, and just to convince you:

Beegs:
*Tennis courts
*Those boobs on legs you like
*Good food

Lala:
*There's a train thing which goes on the road and takes you all around the place, kinda like the one at Pickie, but it's an actual mode of transport.
*Good drive down there
*Did I mention the guys?

Shaun:
*Lots of nightlife
*Lots of pubs
*Lala will probably come

I rest my case

Yeah! Not satisfied with Traveling to Ireland, myself and Lahdan (amongst others) attended a training weekend yesterday and today to top up our first aid skills. The course consisted of:

Resuscitation
Choking
Comms and casualty care
Bleeding
Chest pain
Unconscious casualty
Primary (top to toe) survey
Bites and Stings
Burns
Sprains and Strains
Fainting
Asthma
Bone, muscle and joint
Head injuries
Meningitis
Poisons
Shock
Stroke
Seizures.

And because we were there it was fun . Today was a bit more active though, carpet burns seemed to make everyone laugh after I suggested it. Sadly friction burns was already up . Oh and for a few scenarios we had to pretend we were injured and let the other three figure out a way to treat us. Our team was Moi, Lala, Josh and Andy (after the ravenous boy was fed 3 times). Josh got something like he fell off a ladder or something and had a leg injury and the onset of shock. Andy was also our guinea pig for that one. Then mine, somewhat appropriately was I had been out on the town and got suitably hammered, then somehow mistaken a wineglass for a chair and had glass embedded in my arse. Lahdan had to hold a bandageon it whilst Josh pretended to phone for help and reassure me
Josh: "Don't worry, you'll just wake up with a sore bum tomorrow"
Me: "Oh no worries, I'm used to it".
Andy meanwhile pretended he was elsewhere.

and later we were given estimates for percentages of the body, the lower torso being roughly 9%. This was needed for burn assessment. Josh had an interesting thought.

Josh: "What if they're pregnant?"
Leader who's name escapes me: "Well... you usually have a baby."

So thats that. We didn't get assessed as that's external but we're nearly officially first aiders...

IT LIVES! Twas fun.

Thank god for youtube.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA