Smelly: How did we end up in this car? We were walking to the volcano a second ago!

Rudi: It's quicker, and sets us up for that chase scene faster.

Ubermann: I am still here.

Geraint: Shouldn't you have mysteriously vanished by now?

Aithne: He's online and so keeping himself in the story.

The car continued towards the volcano along with the inane chatter. When they finally reached the door in the fornt of the
volcano, they were met by...

Nothing. The car stopped in its tracks. Josh turned.
"Didn't we just say all that before? Are we in some sort of vortex?"
"Stop with the questions. We need to get to that secret volcano base so we can instigate another stereotypical chase scene,
possibly with George Bush Senior. We can then fight him off with the spirit of Al "I invented the internet!" Gore, who though
unable to beat GB Junior, should be more than a match for GB Senior."
"Oh shit. How did we end up in this car? We were walking to the volcano a second ago!?"
"We were AT the volcano a second ago! It's quicker, and sets us up for that chase scene faster."
"Aaargh! History's repeating itself! I mean, I'm still here."
"Shouldn't this mysterious vortex have vanished by now?"
"Nope. It's still here, and it's keeping us trapped in the story."
"Have you realised we're still saying the same things over and over again? Stop with the questions, we need to get to that
secret volcano base."

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"Did we start in the Nevada desert? The plot's been repeating itself for so long it seems that way. Why is there a volcano?

How come the plot is repeating itself with plane crashes? There are 70 jumbos behind me........."
"Stop with the questions. Aaargh, we need to get to that secret volcano base!"
"So we can instigate another stereotypical chase scene, possibly with George Bush Senior!"
"Are we in some sort of vortex? Shouldn't it have mysteriously disappeared by now?"
"It is still here."
"It's not quicker, will we ever set up for that chase scene?"
"Is it me or has this fruit stall joined the cast?"
"He's online and so keeping himself in the story."
"Fruit stalls can't be online. But missiles can. Did toenails of the past shoot our former plane down back on page 1?"
"Interesting question. Where IS toenails?"
"I'm still here."
"Stop with the questions. Are we in some sort of vortex, possibly with George Bush Senior? We need to get to that secret
volcano base!"
"George Bush Senior? He's online and so keeping us in the story!"
"We need to get to that secret volcano base so we can instigate another stereotypical chase scene, with George Bush Senior!
We can then fight him off with the spirit of Al "I invented the internet!" Gore, who though unable to beat GB Junior, should
be more than a match for GB Senior."
"But I'm still here! In some sort of vortex?!" - Time Travel Flux bit.

"You're just joining in with the theme of death."

"THEME!" shouted Bush.

"Moan..."
"I told you to stop that dammit!"
"But that wasn't me!"
"Then who... Oh."

"Alors, monsieur, pouvez-vous me le donner?"
"Eh?"
"Le passeport, monsieur. Donnez-moi le passport, s'il vous plait."
"Speak English! Stop speaking forgein!"
"Zut! Je ne m'arrete jamais! Le francais est la meilleure langue! Au diable avec votre - non, toi! Anglais désagréable!"

Geraint picked up the one word of French he could remember. The heat emitting from his forehead visibly smouldered the sheep costume.

"I.........am............not...........English! Go to hell!"

Geraint thrust the now flaming sheep costume out of the taxi window onto the coastal patrol boat, which burst into flames.
"Aieeee! Zut alors! Merde! Beennn......je surrender! Oui! Ay surrendeur!" he screamed, before bailing out. Geraint slammed his foot down and sped off towards the French beaches.

"It's like D-Day, but the D stands for Fun!" shouted SwissCheese, who had somehow clung to the roof the whole time. - Random car bit