Josh and Toes Versus Micronations Central

Submitted by Josh04 on Wed, 2007-08-22 22:28.

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Oh Micronations. Like Cherub, but BETTER.

http://mncentral.proboards56.com/

QUOTE (Teknotom)

Due to a recheck of the rules, I have to announce that Cherubslovakia did not win the war. This is due to the fact that they did not post on a turn by turn basis, and they posted
about 20 times in a row, without waiting for Cap'n to post a retaliatory message or a surrender.
It was also hosted in the wrong place, which misled Cap'n and encrypted wrath as to the legality
of it. I apologise to citizens at my unfortunate mistake of declaring victory.

Thankyou.

Josh: I think this pretty much characterises the board.

Toes: What I love even more is that teknotom is currently ONLINE.

Josh: He is quite ONLINE.
But oh shit wait he's also OFFLINE!

Toes: He's like Schrodinger's cat!
He is both online and offline, but in looking, we affect whether he's online or not.

QUOTE (Teknotom)

Welcome to the official micronation forum. Created to save the great tradition of
micronations from those mods on CHERUB forums, it will be run by me, and anyone is welcome to
create their own micronation. Once you have created one, you can send me the logo or flag and I
will make it into an official avatar that you can choose to have, and anyone that joins your micronation can also have.

To create a micronation, please post in the 'New Members' section, and I shall make a special
board that only you and members of your micronation can access. If you declare war on another
micronation, please post it in the 'Declaration of war' sub-board and I shall make a war board for
it.

This is a haven for the members of CHERUB forums to practice their micronation-ning in peace.
Please keep it that way.

teknoTom
Site Admin

Josh: Micronation-ning.

Toes: "It will be run by ME and I SHALL BE YOUR RULER! ...oh, and anyone else can create a nation."
He can make their flag into an OFFICIAL avatar

Josh: Also, SUB-BOARD.

QUOTE (Chief Peanut)

should i advertise on bebo?

QUOTE (cheekymonkey1994)

Yes really good idea. Actually its is a great idea

Josh: Bebo? What can go wrong?

Toes: They're not talking about micronation-ning.
They're talking about their revolutionary new natural viagra substitute.

Josh: Explain.

Toes: They have realised that almost everyone who uses Bebo and myspace suffers from erectile dysfunction, and therefore is the perfect place to advertise.
Also, check out the title thread: "We need to launch and advertising campaign!"

Josh: Shit! You're right!

Toes: So many issues to deal with in one thread; their launch of viagrohol and an advertising campaign for Micronations.

QUOTE (cherubagent544 AKA CRIPPLETRON 5000)

I have -3 karma now. I had 10 three days ago, and have said nothing insulting to anyone since then.

Would someone mind explaining why I am being smited roughly 4 times a day? I have no enemies on here, I would of thought, but someone here clearly thinks of me as thier enemy. I must say I am disapointed. I make great efforts to restrain myself from swearing or using insults, or using propaganda. Who of you dislikes me so much as to make me lose 13 karma?

I believe if you are good, good things happen to you, some people refwr to that as karma. I may have a low karma score on this, but that is someone smiting me every time they can, not me being smited for being a jerk or insulting someone etc.

I just wanted to say That even though I am disliked by someone here, I am not mean, and I like all of you.

Josh: My Karma is a serious issue, and here's why.
"I believe if you are good, good things happen to you, some people refwr to that as karma."

Toes: Also, his avatar is likely to cause epileptic fits and he seems to have been given it by a paedophile.
Because "Another avvie made for me by... that person I ament allowed to name *shifty*"
He's ament allowed to name.

Josh: He ament allowed to name no-one.

QUOTE (Ell)

Me and encrypted have started a new HP roleplay forum. It is designed to give you people the HP rp you deserve. How?
Because you get to choose what happens on the site, its built up around you.
Anyway, even if you dont like it were gratefull for you to sign up to give us a member boost.

Thanks and enjoy.
The Deathscomeback Team.

Josh:
This post leads to this:
"Pronounce the name above (badly)"
What the fuck?

QUOTE (Sophie Black of deathscomeback.proboards102.com)

Basically all you have to do is pronounce the name above badly.

example: Potter = Pooper

QUOTE (Daniel Fitsgerald of deathscomeback.proboards102.com)

zso, yours is sophie black, so...

Soppy Phlack

(potter - pooper is mocking, not pronouncing badly, unless you have a serious problem talking)

Josh: Toenoob.
I think I won.

Toes: Right from the first reply, the rules are in contention.
Is there no way to keep the academics down?!

QUOTE (cherubagent544 AKA THE CRIPPLE)

It's my birthday on the 19th, yay!

I will be going on holidays on the 18th.

yin-yang, the eternal balance.

Well, I just wanted to say I would be leaving in advance.

I have 5 days left with you all, and when I am back on the 24th (or is it the 25th?) I will be on a bit, but not as much as I am now. The we reach august the 31st, which is an ass of a day, as it is the first day of school (for me at least)

And now, the final bit of news for this post, something I have been dreading to tell you all. I amen't allowed on the internet on schooldays. I am being deadly serious here, I ament allowed go outside the house or use the internet on school days. Wednesday is always a half day at my school, so I have a small chance there, and Friday, if I finish my homework on time...

It's saddening me. This was an amazing experience, so many laughs and stuff, I fell as if we were friends for an eternity, but once we reach august the 31st... I will be on far less. things are changing, we are all going to have school. This had life during the summer, and I hope it stays alive, but I can't respond on weekdays to anything you say to me, or anything at all thats happening. I know myself that you will keep MN alive, but I fear... I will be left behind.

Josh: Deadly serious here: I ament allowed to breath, else I contract asbestos poisoning.
I tried to challenge my parents on this point, but they glared at me so I stopped.

Toes: Hang on, isn't this guy the one with no spine or something?

Josh: Metaphorically?

Toes: And leukaemia?
That's what he told us he had, can't you remember?

Josh: Nope.

Toes: As an excuse for him being stupid!
And like the bastards we are, we told him that was no excuse for being stupid.
So he pulled the learning difficulty card

Josh: Nope.

Toes: Well, now you know.

Josh: You learn something new every day.

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Toes: "I amen't allowed on the internet on schooldays."

Toes: The forum collectively gasps.

QUOTE (rashid)

why? It seems like your in prison or something did your parents say or something.

Bye *sobs*

QUOTE (cherubagent544)

yeah, but it isn't like a prison at all.

still, it sucks.

Josh: No internet = LIKE PRISON MAN!
FUCK THE SYSTEM!

Toes: YEAH!... but its not like prison really... BUT IT STILL SUCKS!

QUOTE (Ell)

I have been banned on CF for 5days, just because I stood up for myself against those

private member bastards.
This is just totally unfair! The topic is in adverts and links..

Josh: Private member bastards, in their ivory towers sipping champagne!

Toes: This forum must have the world record count for number of ellipses'
They use them as full stops, they use them as commas, they use them as a capital letters...
I think it's the only piece of punctuation they're been taught.

Josh: The universal punctuation...

Toes: "Don't worry kids... the only piece of grammar you...ll need in the future is an ellipsis..."

Josh: "Banning you probably wasnt the best idea they've ever had, because i really dont think it

will help you cool down but instead it will make you angrier"

Josh: HE WILL RETURN, ANGRIER AND MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE

Toes: Nooo

QUOTE (Ell)

nope pwned means practically owned....

edit: owned means someone is owning you and pwned means something owned you...

Josh: Pwned = Practically owned.

Toes: I'm reminded of the crucible: When someone says that there are "wheels within wheels", they were imagining it then, and Ell is imagining it now.

Josh: The "practically" is like the illuminati of abbreviations, hiding in the shadows, manipulating from behind the scenes.

Toes: Note how carefully g-mod is punctuated - not a single ellipsis to be found.

Josh: g...mod

QUOTE (Robby M)

CHERUBAGENT544 kept bugging me so I just thought I'd sign up and say hi.

I've got enough stuff to deal with on the CHERUB forum so I won't be back often but err... happy micronationing...

Toes: That is a lot of stars.

Josh: The essense of awkward introductions.
"I like you, but I'm not going to stay, or post, or admit it."

Toes: The way cherubagent544 goes "YAY! it worked!" makes me think he used voodoo magic.

Josh: Rob fell into his bear trap.

Toes: He spent a week practising it while his parents stood guard at his cell.

Josh: He ament allowed out

Toes: Stop making me laugh while I'm drinking something.
Also, just look at the posts.
It's as though Rob exudes some kind of magical force that makes stupid people stupider.

Josh: I went through all four of Rob's posts.
It's like he's touching a goo of some kind with a stick.

QUOTE (encryptedwrath)

*coughs at teknotom*
there's something we can throw at other forums!
you don't have robert muchamore!HA!
But Hi however Rob
join niklovia!

Toes: That's a boast they can be proud of.

QUOTE (cherubagent544 AKA CRIPPLEINATOR)

I just... thought it was repetitive. The jokes were okay, but not as good as what the simpsons movie should have been after 18 seasons of preperation, most of the jokes are in the trailer anyway.

I thought Homer was too mean, he wanted to let everyone die! the whole point is that homer is a lovable bafoon, who makes a mistake and tries desperately to fix it, but here he simply was too lazy to wait in line, and dumped a silo of pig crap into the springfield lake, which had recently had the whole town trying to clean it up! now thats making Homer seem mean. he wanted to move away and let springfield be destroyed, and every single inhabitant die. Homer was hardly lovable in this, and he wasn't being funny either. They ruined the image of Homer Simpson I had in my head. They had one or two great visual jokes, though.

*** stars. who agrees?

(2 hours later)I am going to see the movie again, and will give all my 0 readers a full review at that point. The second viewing is not because of enjoyment the first time around, but to see any other flaws or details I missed out on.

(after watching the movie again)Well, I went and saw the movie again. This time, I remembered more details, like seeing Otto take drugs, and Ralphie Wiggum announcing himself as a homosexual. Those things would normally stand out in a PG movie about a cartoon family, but they were casualy thrown in. Plus, we never find out what the hell happens to spider Pig!

On the bright side, for most of the movie Bart was all like "Homer is being a jerk!" and only liked his father again when he was allowed hold onto a bomb!

[sarcasm] Homer Simpson is the perfect Role-model for children everywhere[/sarcasm]

If the series goes like the movie did, I will stop watching.

Josh: Fucking GAYS with their DRUGS.

Toes: He's put spoilers, then just gave us his review in the same line. It appears ellipses can also fill in for spaces.

Josh: They can fill in for l...tters too.

Toes: He'll have his own late night show, called "The Crippled Critic"

Josh: I'm surprised he wasmt stopped from going to the cinema.

Toes: "I don't like this film, but I'm seeing it twice to protect all of YOU from it!"
I bet he's from a deeply religious family.

Josh: He actually just has a sprain, but they won't take him to the doctor because they believe he has an evil spirit within him.

Toes: They stole the wheelchair from the church charity shop.

QUOTE (rashid)

Theres loads of things about hacking and stuff on the news. More info from the

clever ones please.

QUOTE (Teknotom)

Any quotes condoning or saying how to hack will b einstantly deleted as they are

in violation of proboards ToS. Threads about news about hacking are fine.

Toes: Einstantly (adj.): A stronger meaning of the word instantly, where the action is performed at the speed of light. Named after Einstein and his special theory of relativity.

Josh: rashid learn to hack.
rashid become rich from bank.
rashid show corrupt west what good for them.

Josh: Rashid is a Cherub legend.
"What is worse, four men dying in a mosque or four men dying in a restaurant? the mosque, obviously!"

Toes: Wait, where's the choice in that question?
Surely if four men have died, the location is irrelevant?

Josh: FUCKING INFIDELS!

QUOTE ("Toesis")

Check your rules, dufus.There isn't anything that says what I did was against them, nothing that said I'd get banned either. You can't go around banning members without a reason, or did that not pass that idiotic skull of yours. If you are going to ban anyone then ban that fool that called himself cheifpeanut.

I have reported that image and action may be taken. I advice you get rid of that worth1000 picture immediately. I am not joking. He has just violated rules and it is your job as admit to protect that from happening. Your site may be deleted. I will be reporting you to proboards if you continue to display plagaristic materials.

For the last time I am not Toes. If I was I wouldn't have used the name Toesis, you pathetic piece of nuts.

Josh: Toes, what have you been up to?

Toes: Oh noes! My secret night life is uncovered!
All that time I told you I was playing KOTOR...

Josh: You were secretly posing as yourself as not yourself as yourself!

Toes: DAMN! MY TRICKSOME RUSE IS UNCOVERED!

Toes: I don't know what would be worse:
That he could successfully fool them speaking like that, or...
Actually, it's all bad.
The only question is am I that bad or are they that stupid?

QUOTE (Teknotom)

YOU ARE TOES. YOU KNOW IT. YOU KNOW, ITS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE

Josh: YOU MUST BE TOES THE RULES SAY SO

Toes: THE RULES HAVE SPOKEN!

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