Me, Toes, Beegs and Drew have been playing Baldur's Gate 2 for the past few weeks, with a ridiculous level of success. Since we've all been on Vent at the same time, much hilarity has ensued, including an incident today in which we pitted the characters against one another in a Battle Royale style deathmatch. It came down to Geraint, who was incapable of attacking the invisible Beegs, killing commoners to attract a City Guard hitsquad who handily took out Beegs.

Other notable incidents include the saga of Beeg's thieving skills being not quite up to scratch:









Toes' constant attempts at substance abuse, usually foiled by Geraint and his potion-quaffing abilities:



Our general anti-social behaviour towards trolls:



The lack of honour amongst thieves:





Drew's inability to let go:



Toes' racial profiling of the bad guys. Upon seeing enemies called "Maharajahs":




My ability to mislead the party as to my misdeeds:





Beeg's disproportionately proportioned character:




The constant repetition of the following phrase wherever my character and his oversized globe of spell deflection went:



Having to explain to Toes the function of various abilities:




Timmy being roughly equatable to Kenny from South Park, including one incident where we fought of a party of doppelgängers:



The dubious nature of some of the Villains:




Drew's general inability to comprehend:




An incident where an especially hard villain irreversibly killed our players one by one, before managing to crash the game itself:



And last but not least, discovering that Toes' characters had no free inventory space because he'd been collecting every single backstory book found: