Submitted by Josh04 on Tue, 2006-09-05 21:20.
"What are you up to, Smelly Man?"
"I'm conversing with the good Sergeant Wilikers, Safety Clive!"
"How is that? You're just sat the computer."
"I'm talking to him over the Electronic Interweb, Safety Clive!"
*The sound of a small explosion is heard. Safety Clive has pulled the plug from the wall.*
"What!? Why did you do that, Safety Clive? That computer cost £2000 pounds, and it was the last birthday present my mother bought me before she was crushed by that falling building in Puerto Rico!"
*Tears appear in Smelly Man's eyes.*
"Smelly Man, are you INSANE? You can't go talking to strange Sergeants over the internet! What is he was secretly a Supervillain lureing you into his secret lair to dismember you? What if he was stealing your identity from the way your words were formed? What is he has your credit card details RIGHT NOW?"
*Smelly Man runs off in tears.*