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The Red Condom


Submitted by John on Fri, 2009-05-08 17:17.
Right, so Beeegs and Huish's Birthday's are coming up, and we start study leave... well, now. So I decided to get the two of them some presents, which actually just turned out to be a couple of books, but I think they liked them...

Anyway, before I handed these over, I decided to do some 'joke' presents. Huish, being a bit of a Trek fan like me, was the proud receiver of a cardboard tricorder that I scrawled on in Sharpie marker. Beegs gift was a bit more thoughtful. Now he said a while ago he saw some 'Used' condoms on Amazon going for £0.01. Guess what I did. Now guess again, and don't be so disgusting! What I did was sacrificed two from my own stash and filled them with glue and white acrylic respectively. Then I put the articles in a box. I then presented them to him today at break. In the library. Bailey then threw the contents of the box at me and Huish, and we promply legged it. When we came up again 2 hours later, the box was still on the table and oe of the condoms was still on the floor. Huish cited it as "the most disgusting thing [I've] ever done..."

Yup, maturity. And now I'm sodding off for the weekend to shoot things smile.gif Ta ta.
Sirius:
This is where I thank god that, as Scots, we're too stereotypical to buy each other many birthday presents. irony.png Poor Beagon!
Huish:
Yes, it was a disturbing gift...
Beegs:
I bet it's still there after study leave.
contorted frog:
I have actually had a used condom thrown in my face once... Not pleasant at all. irony.png
Ray:
Yeesh, that's harsh. But kind of funny, I guess. XD

You're off to shoot things? irony.png
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