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Possibly The Worst Forum Ever
Submitted by Josh04 on Tue, 2007-01-09 17:39.
Noob: "Hay, guys: Cherub sucks! I wanna be able to do all the things Cherub unfairly banned!"
Noob 2: "Wow, thats a great idea!"
Johno: "Lets make Johno an admin!"
Noobs: "Hell yeah! Wait, oh shi..."
And so http://ourmasterplan.proboards91.com/ was born. With such grand heritage, it's bound to be great, right guys? Guys?
Thats some great work you've got going there.
Yeah, I hate to inform you about this, but you're actually still a noob. And a cunt.
Shit, I'm a "baddy".
hehe. Like toenails. He hated me.
Yes, but he didn't put your name on who was unwelcome on AF.
A mention for everyone's favourite forum!
This explains a lot.
Who in their right minds would call her attention seeking I do wonder?
Forget the bible. Cherub is the moral code for the next generation!
If only.
This is actually the essence of pure stupid. Jesus fucking Christ.
No, no you don't.
Clever guy, Confucius say.
All about heroine, you say
Cunning.
I'm just smiling imagining an image eating a forum
He's way too clever to be real, methinks.
But, making posts like this gem, how could he be anything else?
If I were them, I'd be shitting myself.
And to end off, this practically deserves it's own thread just to discuss the 0_o
B) Oh yeah.
Noob 2: "Wow, thats a great idea!"
Johno: "Lets make Johno an admin!"
Noobs: "Hell yeah! Wait, oh shi..."
And so http://ourmasterplan.proboards91.com/ was born. With such grand heritage, it's bound to be great, right guys? Guys?
QUOTE (Board Index)
Mod board - Topics: 57
All Other Random Messages - Topics: 3
All Other Random Messages - Topics: 3
Thats some great work you've got going there.
QUOTE (Save a Tree @ Eat a Beaver)
I am liking this, i ain't a n00b on this forum, like i was on cherub.
Yeah, I hate to inform you about this, but you're actually still a noob. And a cunt.
QUOTE (BJ)
I know what you mean, but realy you were not a n00b anyway. All the 'baddies' called you one.
called you one.Shit, I'm a "baddy".
QUOTE (BJ)
QUOTE (Save a Tree @ Eat a Beaver wrote)
hehe. Like toenails. He hated me.
Yes, but he didn't put your name on who was unwelcome on AF.
A mention for everyone's favourite forum!
QUOTE (BJ)
This explains a lot.
QUOTE (Sally)
You're MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Is angry at you now* Do you know how offensive it is being called attention seeking? I've broken down crying SO many times because people say it to me, DO NOT say it. Do I make myself clear?
Who in their right minds would call her attention seeking I do wonder?
QUOTE (matt1609 @ to distinguish himself from the 1608 matts who came before.)
its really wrong and if you read man vs beast they use animal testing and then as a punishment james and other people nearly kill him
Forget the bible. Cherub is the moral code for the next generation!
QUOTE (Some shit aobut beavers)
SO you only know the meaning of life when you are dead? hmm...
*commits suicide*
aha! i got the answ......
*commits suicide*
aha! i got the answ......
If only.
QUOTE (Beaver guy again)
It's like a 2 sided circle. Life an death.
This is actually the essence of pure stupid. Jesus fucking Christ.
QUOTE (Beaver)
Ok, what is your view on life after death? Do you go to heaven? Do you just die, and that's the end? What do you think?
QUOTE (matt1609 @ who fought off 13000 other matts to gain that title.)
ummmm i dont know
No, no you don't.
QUOTE (Beaver)
no no, if you believe in a certain deity, then they will exist.
Clever guy, Confucius say.
QUOTE (SAlly)
About 600, very small text. it's about heroine - Junk
All about heroine, you say
QUOTE (Beaver @ in a thread about the 7th Harry Potter book)
Well, anyone read it?
Cunning.
QUOTE (Admin)
Picture Sigs are allowed under the following terms:
As long as there not too big and take up the whole forum
As long as there not too big and take up the whole forum
I'm just smiling imagining an image eating a forum
QUOTE (Everyone's Favourite... Johno!)
Hi guys!
I'm basically just gonna tell you all that I have not done anything wrong. I'd love to know what I have done wrong if anything.
I'd love to come back. Make this forum better again. Make it great.
At the moment the codes don't seem to be working and the skin looks liek a cows backside.
So basically unban me and make me a technical admin and I'll make this forum better again.
You may wonder hwo I'm viewing this forum.
Its because I'm cleverer than you lot will ever be.
~Johno
I'm basically just gonna tell you all that I have not done anything wrong. I'd love to know what I have done wrong if anything.
I'd love to come back. Make this forum better again. Make it great.
At the moment the codes don't seem to be working and the skin looks liek a cows backside.
So basically unban me and make me a technical admin and I'll make this forum better again.
You may wonder hwo I'm viewing this forum.
Its because I'm cleverer than you lot will ever be.
~Johno
He's way too clever to be real, methinks.
But, making posts like this gem, how could he be anything else?
QUOTE (Johno @ Lord of all he surveys)
You may have noticed that I have now been reinstated as admin.
However I am extremely weary of allowing this forum to use my skin and codes.
I would like to say I trust you all however after what happened today I am very weary of doing so.
So I've come up with a solution. An imbuilt code which will allow me to delete all the codes, skins and boards that I've made, without even having to be registered. It will also add a code into the forum which will random delete posts and threads.
So this is my ultimatum.
I am kept as admin.
You do not boss me around, I'm am equal to admins and if a joint decision has to be made then I am asked as well.
I gain access to the main Admin account permanently.
You do not give me warnings.
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You may feel that I am being harsh or unfair.
I assure you that I'm not.
I like all of you and am not here to make enemies. However I do want to ensure that these incidents do not happen again.
And don't attempt to guess the buttons activation code. Its 25 digits long and is securely saved on my computer.
Viv - I'm sorry however I still want to remain friends however I do not want to be used by this forum.
So basically my message is 'If you try and use me I'll get revenge.'
However I am extremely weary of allowing this forum to use my skin and codes.
I would like to say I trust you all however after what happened today I am very weary of doing so.
So I've come up with a solution. An imbuilt code which will allow me to delete all the codes, skins and boards that I've made, without even having to be registered. It will also add a code into the forum which will random delete posts and threads.
So this is my ultimatum.
I am kept as admin.
You do not boss me around, I'm am equal to admins and if a joint decision has to be made then I am asked as well.
I gain access to the main Admin account permanently.
You do not give me warnings.
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You may feel that I am being harsh or unfair.
I assure you that I'm not.
I like all of you and am not here to make enemies. However I do want to ensure that these incidents do not happen again.
And don't attempt to guess the buttons activation code. Its 25 digits long and is securely saved on my computer.
Viv - I'm sorry however I still want to remain friends however I do not want to be used by this forum.
So basically my message is 'If you try and use me I'll get revenge.'
If I were them, I'd be shitting myself.
And to end off, this practically deserves it's own thread just to discuss the 0_o
QUOTE (a user named "Me" who is connected to Johno in some way)
i told him something in confidence when him and me was friends, he twisted it around to make it seem as though i sleep with my cousin by choice and thought it would be a good idea to post it on CHERUB
B) Oh yeah.
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